November 2012
9 posts
poppunkandchristmascheer-deacti asked: You are a very strange individual sometimes.
poppunkandchristmascheer-deacti asked: there's purple celery?!?
Anonymous asked: what is your favourite type of celery?
poppunkandchristmascheer-deacti asked: why use lot word when few word do trick
zacksplosion:
gimmegrimmy:
thecityofpawnee:
nerdmodeactivated:
tea-in-the-tardis:
bakuraryou:
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t...
October 2012
56 posts
Interviewer: What's your favorite flower?
Niall: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
poppunkandchristmascheer-deacti asked: Low blow man, low blow. And excuse me who do you think you are nobody gonna beat my sass! NOBODY!
poppunkandchristmascheer-deacti asked: if you don't have time for my sass, you better get your priorities checked *z snap*
poppunkandchristmascheer-deacti asked: You are not on hiatus any more come on you aren't FOB.
everyone is entitled to my opinion
poppunkandchristmascheer-deacti asked: your last post was october 13th what do you think you are a student or something?
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do whatever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
forensic-dragons:
otterbatch:
Sherlock corrects everyone about everything
but when people assume he and John are a couple
he never says anything
ever
John Green's tumblr: Why I Hate Atlas Shrugged... →
fishingboatproceeds:
(I was asked why I dislike the novel Atlas Shrugged so much; I answered; people asked me to make the answer rebloggable, and so I have. All of this, as always, is offered with the caveat that I might be—and often am—wrong.)
1. Atlas Shrugged is a novel of ideas. The plot exists only…
Anonymous asked: nitwit blubber oddment tweak
Anonymous asked: I shot a werewolf once but by the time I got to him he had turned back into my neighbours dog
Anonymous asked: There are too many people on this earth, we need a new plague
Anonymous asked: I grew up on a farm; I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable: goat on chicken, chicken on goat, couple of chickens doing a goat couple of pigs watching.
4 weeks ago: single
3 weeks ago: single
Last week: single
Next week: single
Next month: single
Next year: single
Next decade: single
If Steven Moffat and Joss Whedon ever meet
lulz-time:
moustachioedmarauder:
this is what I imagine would happen
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Anonymous asked: Dear person I had a crush on
