poppunkandchristmascheer-deacti said: You are a very strange individual sometimes.

False. All the time. I like being like a good Creed. 

poppunkandchristmascheer-deacti said: there's purple celery?!?

Not since I got finished with it. 

Anonymous said: what is your favourite type of celery?

The kind that isn’t purple.

poppunkandchristmascheer-deacti said: why use lot word when few word do trick

Speak normally Kevin

nathoisking:

i watch the butt, i protect the butt
without this butt my life is useless
i will serve and protect this butt with my life

nathoisking:

i watch the butt, i protect the butt

without this butt my life is useless

i will serve and protect this butt with my life

(Source: onanismi)

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

THAT WAS ONE TIME

NO IT WAS TWICE!